Dotted Line
So a man walks into a club and says Boy you got what it takes to be a big big star We gonna take you down to Nashville, cut an album And make us a million dollars We gonna get you brand new clothes We might even pierce your nose And everything will be just fine Once you sign the dotted line
So I said well what about the boys in the band Do they get to come down to Nashville? He said well…no I said well what about these songs Do I get to record my songs down in Nashville? He said well…no But we gonna get you a near new car And we gonna get you a real guitar And everything will be just fine Once you sign the dotted line
So I started getting a little bit nervous When I saw the fire shooting from his fingertips And I said you know I think I’m gonna pass He said what? You wanna spend your whole life here in Iowa? I said well I guess so yes He said boy who you think you’re talking too? I got twenty more just like you And they’re all burning just fine Once they signed the dotted line…